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Every Man’s Dream: A Threesome…

I don’t know how many times I’ve listened to men talk about wanting to have a threesome. I’m pretty sure it’s every man’s dream. Him,between two women getting nasty nasty things done to him and watching them getting down and dirty with one another. Sounds great and all but do threesome really turn out like the ones we see on movies or watching those XXX videos online.

When I think of threesome it plays out pretty hilarious in my mind because who do you decide to give your attention to. What if during the threesome you find yourself more attracted to the other person and push the other person to the side like,” excuse me your participation is no longer needed. You are now dismissed”? BUT then I think of those in a relationship and want to bring some excitement to the bedroom. A situation like that could either be good or bad. It may save your relationship or it can completely ruin it. You and/or your partner may decide you want to see what else is out there, but  I guess that depends on how connected the two of you are.

Personally I have never participated in such activities but I have been asked. It made me wonder how do you even go about having a threesome. Shouldn’t there be some kind of understanding or rules to follow before going all the way out. So I decided to see what’s the best way to go about a threesome and I’ll decide if I agree or disagree.

The First thing on the list is obviously finding a third person. A female of course because let’s be honest what man is going to want to be in bed with a man, especially a man he’ll be  watching all over his woman. He’d have a fit, which is why you better be sure your girl is completely sure she’s down for the get down because let me just say it, us women are territorial as fuck and you’d hate for the third wheel to get dragged out of bed by her hair for getting too into the act (those are one of my hilarious thoughts that come to mind lol). On a serious note make sure this is something your partner really wants aka this has been a fantasy of hers as well before going out to look for a third person.

Second I’m pretty sure you want to decide what is and what’s not off-limits.

Okay so the day has come for the act to take place. If you’re nervous I suggest having a drink and maybe smoke some weed, if that’s your thing. Personally if it were me I’d want to be a little under the influence. It loosens things up in the bedroom and kinda turns me into another person. Let’s just say alcohol played a part in the creation of my son lol. With your woman more relaxed she may decided she wants to take lead. If she’s still nervous the man should get started. He already knows what gets his woman going. Don’t focus on more than one person; remember it’s three of you so find ways to keep busy. It shouldn’t be hard when extra hands and tongues are involved.

Once the threesome is over don’t hang around talking to the third-party. Send that bitch packing in the friendliest way possible lol. Tell her thank you and see her to the door, the both of you. Spend some time with your partner and reassure each other how important you are to each other. Hey go ahead and take a shower together it might lead to you two getting to enjoy each other a little more. Hopefully at the end of it all you feel closer than ever and no one decided they want to call it quits.

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