I’m growing tired of scrolling through my social media accounts and seeing men posting, “single AF” in all caps. It’s bad enough when us women do it. Makes us look lonely and desperate. So when I see men do it, it’s a complete turn off. What’s the motive? Are you hoping for a fuck load of females to leave their numbers in your inbox and beg for your time? Like seriously what is it? We all know that the main guys posting how single they are going to be back with the same chick they broke up with in a few days anyway. If you aren’t back with that one a new girlfriend isn’t far behind you and you’ll be posting about how “lil mama a rida” or some shit lol. Right now you’re just pissed off about something petty I’m sure, so your first reaction was to go to Facebook to update your status or IG to post a single meme. Then you guys wait for all the, “Omg you guys were such a cute couple,” “you deserve better,” comments from bitches that’s been on your dick since the second grade lol. Oh wait! Then instead of saying your about to go back to school or get right with God like females do you, you post about getting a check and staying on the grind. Um shouldn’t you already be doing that with or without a girlfriend? Is there some new grind out there for single dudes? Like come on. I’m just going to start laughing under you guys comments. You’re starting to look like you don’t know how to be alone. Get to know yourself instead of jumping from female to female. I’m bout tired of yall sounding like one of my girl friends. STOP IT!

annnnddd I’M OUT!!!!