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Sex, when it comes to the act, I’m pretty open when it comes to the person I’m dealing with, BUT no matter how comfortable I am that doesn’t mean I’ll do anything. What I mean by that is you will not catch me tossing anybody’s salad. Don’t dare ask me to do it and don’t you dare try it on me. Just the thought of kissing you after your tongue has entered my backdoor is one thing I don’t want to think about and I damn sure don’t want to imagine my man with his ass up in the air asking me to eat his booty.

This topic came up because it seems like an act that is becoming the norm. Maybe it was Jhene Aiko singing about eating the groceries in Omarion’s song. You know what? I’m going to say it was Jhene using that line because I noticed people didn’t get comfortable talking about it until that song came out. Don’t get me wrong, the line was cute but no way am I making that a requirement for me a man to be able to deal with me. But now, I see females all over the internet saying eating ass is law and every female rapper is putting it in their songs as well. Like is it really that great or is everyone just following the trend?

I wanted to talk about this subject a long time ago but I didn’t really know how to feel about it. Someone I know told me an experience she had with a guy recently and then during the conversation she asked if I had ever done it. The moment she asked me, my mouth dropped. I was like there is no way in hell she ate this tall ass niggas ass. Of course, my reaction to it was hell no. The minute a guy ask me to do that, I’m putting my shoes back on, grabbing my keys and heading out the door. I would never be able to look at him the same. It’s basically a deal breaker for me. Plus, how many other women are you asking to toss your salad? Are you allowing men to do it too? Sorry but it’s suspicious to me.

I know guys that swear on their lives that they’ve never done it and that the guys they hang around aren’t letting females violate them in that way, but I’d say at least 1 maybe 2 out of 5 of their friends has their cheeks spread wide, while a female is making them scream like a little b***h lol. I actually, hear that, that’s where a man’s g-spot is, which is probably why some like it but it’s definitely something I’m not going to try out so don’t ask me.

I also don’t want it tried on me. I’ve been told it just feels wet and you don’t really feel anything. I’ll avoid the awkwardness.